Dear Friends and Lovers,
I know I said I’d spew more sluice here on the regular, but I’m exhaustified and back in Carrboro, USA after a grueling FIVE HOUR drive that should have taken FOUR HOURS AND FORTY-FIVE MINUTES. Fucking East Asian monsoons are infiltrating our fucking weather. GO BACK TO THAILAND, THUNDERBITCH!!!
Vajacay with Fireball and Pazog was what one would expect. Like every 25-year-old, I turned into a teenager immediately upon crossing the county line (“But Maaaaaaaaaahm, I don’t waaaaaaaana do the dishes. I’m biiiiiiiizzzzeeeey.”), and spent the week trolling Craig’s List for a job and/or girlfriend. Oh, and this is an actual quote from my actual mother: “Did you know ‘box’ is a sexual term?”
Anyway, I’ma sharpen my knives and leave you with this. You’re welcome.