It’s going to be a good day….
Dear Katie,
Earlier this evening I was talking to J. Storm about this miraculous sweet potato with a vagina I found at work. I was showing her a picture of it on my cell phone and telling her that I wanted to show everyone I knew, that I wished I could put it on posters or on the internet, and she agreed that I should. And I asked: “But what would be an appropriate venue for a sweet potato with a vagina?”
The immediate answer, of course, was “Katie Herzog’s blog.” I think that’s a ringing endorsement.
Thanks, Lizzie!
Twenty Twenty Hindsight 
So where is it?
can you not see it? betsy can’t either but it shows up on my browser fine.
That is so awesome. I miss Lizzie.
isn’t that crazy? it’s so lifelike.
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it’s even got an asshole.
and a clit!
Make it your facebook profile pic so people at work can see it when I comment on it.
you should make it your background and when anyone asks be like, “what? vagitables are good for you.”