Thank you…

November 28, 2008
  • North Carolina taxpayers for giving me the opportunity to fail out of one of the finest public institutions in the country as well as bankrolling my boyfriend Tyler Hansbrough’s NBA dreams
  • Hugh Grant’s hair for its stunning performance in such classic films as Notting Hill (luvz it) and that one with Claudia Schiffer
  • Hard working minorities for providing my eggs Benedict every Sunday
  • Lesbian celebrities with the exception of Rosie O’Donnell and Condolezza Rice
  • Google (Chat mostly, but also Reader. Both are excellent distractions from higher education)
  • Baby polar bears
  • Weaver St. hula hoopers for providing the community with a collective object of scorn
  • Wikipedia, which recently schooled me in the overwhelming theme of Mariah Carey’s collected albums, Or Mimi Can Haz a Noun: Emotions (1991), Music Box (1993), Daydream (1995), Butterfly (1997), Rainbow (1999), Glitter (2001), and Charmbracelet (2002)
  • My new divinely-inspired diet: More of Jesus, Less of Me
  • This:

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